This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
oh my god
I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken
do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
YOU ARE GETTING GAS NOT DOING A PHOTOSHOOT WHAT THE FUCK
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me